Dancing Broccoli
We had some guy called Pitbull dancing in high waisted trousers in front of a man dressed as Broccoli. Dressed as Broccoli, what the blazes does that particular vegetable have to do with a World Cup?
Massive bloody watches
The fourth officials have ridiculously larg watches, even before Brazil were handed the three points by FIFA, this is just poor planning.
The Silly String
It appears from bloody nowhere
Painting Pitches > Plastic Pitches?
They are painting the Manaus “pitch” green, they are fucking painting a World Cup pitch.
A Double Lookalike
The Croatian coach not only looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt but he also resembles the Guy of Gisborne from Robin Hood
Niko Kovac = Guy of Gisborne in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves pic.twitter.com/pBRLB6cUNZ
— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) June 12, 2014