Warning: This can't be unseen.
With the NFL Draft beginning next Thursday, Subway have added former Oregon Ducks quarterback Marcus Mariota to their 'Famous Fans' roster.
Aged just 21, Mariota was the first ever college junior to win the Heisman Trophy as he threw for almost 4,500 yards and 42 touchdowns in 2014.
However, we imagine Subway's decision to mark his signature with a sculpture of his face - made entirely from sandwich materials - will likely push him to the later rounds of next week's draft. This is truly horrifying:
Looking fresh, Marcus.
We just hope Subway stay away from Tommy Bowe.