We bring news today that will save you hours and even days worth of work at the tail end of this year. For we have unearthed the Christmas present to bate all. The Irish farmers Calendar is up for sale and features some of the most typical farmyard frolics you have ever seen...

The Ostrich Chase - a classic farming pastime

The Morning Reindeer Harassment Yodel

And the Cock on your shoulder for good luck..

The question you are all asking bar "Is it overdoing it by having a calendar in each room?" - is where can you buy these bloody things, well fear not, for here is the link - http://farmercalendar.com/buy_now.php#nav