Here is the Balls definitive footballing Gardening XI. We decided to go with a timely 4-3-3 formation with attacking full backs, a cultured attacking midfielder and three prolific strikers. That formation, of course, has nothing to do with the limited players available for selection.
Team Name: Weeds United
Manager: Frank Burrows
Captain: William Prunier
Home Ground: The Hawthorns
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