It's a ridiculous hypothetical, but it's a fun ridiculous hypothetical.
Picture the scene. You're in a pub, or nightclub, and some overly aggressive bucko has decided after a few too many WKD Blue that he wants a fight, and you're the target. He's got a group of goons behind him, but you, you've got friends around too.
In fact, you've hand picked your crew from all of the players currently playing in the Premier League. Who do you opt for?
We've had a look around the league, and these are the guys we want backing us up.
Marcin Wasilewski - Leicester City
First pick, without question.
He's big, he's Polish, and just look at him. A single glare would defuse any situation, but if it did kick off he's probably do all the work himself.
Look at his Instagram profile photo, the man's a killer!
Claudio Yacob - West Brom
Is he the biggest man in the league? No. But what Claudio Yacob would bring to the table is the 'wildcard' mentality. His personality on the pitch suggests he is no stranger to a shemozzle.
He's a tad crazy, and that fiery Argentine blood would mean you definitely don't want to cross him.
Jon Walters - Stoke City
Big Jon would play the role of the quiet guy who sits back and warns that you do not want anything to kick off, but will jump in to defend his crew if something goes down.
Either that or he would simply hold the enemies off like he held the ball in the corner against Germany, allowing nobody near you.
Martin Skrtel - Liverpool
Another wildcard, but he would have to be in consideration for the intimidation factor alone.
He's big, he's tatted up, and he's very often angry. An easy call.
Sandro - West Brom
This video alone:
A scary individual.
Romelu Lukaku
One of the most powerful players in the Premier League right now, if shit hit the fan he would knock somebody out.
But it probably wouldn't kick off if he was there, the guy is absolutely massive.
James McClean - West Brom
You knew it was coming, we just couldn't leave him out.
He's be winding the other group up, he'd relish the atmosphere as it all kicks off, and he's never give up.
Those are our picks, who are you taking?
