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10 Rugby Terms That Sound Extremely Filthy

10 Rugby Terms That Sound Extremely Filthy
Mark Farrelly
By Mark Farrelly
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In honour of the brilliant reactions for the people we played our 'Rugby Term or Sex Act?' game with, we thought we'd ranked the dirtiest sounding term in rugby.

Have we missed any?

10. Loose head

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Sounds like:

An oversized condom.

Is actually:

A mobile prop whose head ends up on the outside of the scrum.

9. Tight head

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Sounds like:

An undersized condom.

Is actually:

A prop who is hopefully the best scrummager on the team.

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8. Hand-off

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Sounds like:

Something you shouldn't be doing down the back of the cinema.

Is actually:

The use of your hand, while in possession, to fend off defenders.

7. Meat pie

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Sounds like:

Slang term for genitalia.

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Is actually:

Slang term for a try.

6. Counter rucking

Sounds like:

The person on top spinning in an anti-clockwise direction.

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Is actually:
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A defence successfully winning the ball back through some great rucking.

5. An 89

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Sounds like:

A ramped up 69.

Is actually:

A move where the no.8 picks the ball up from the scrum and throws to the scrum half.

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4. Choke tackle

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Sounds like:

An aggressive 'hand-off.'

Is actually:

A tackling technique, well used by the Irish team, where they don't bring the player to ground.

2. Jackaling the ball

Sounds like: 

Having your balls.ie caressed.

Is actually:

Stealing the ball at the ruck before the ruck is fully formed.

2. Through the gate

Sounds like:

When the lorry has entered the Port Tunnel.

Is actually:

The area from where you're allowed the join the ruck.

1. Binding

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Sounds like:

Getting tied up by a dominatrix

Is actually:

The art of successfully coming together in the scrum.

Don't forget to check out how these poor unfortunates got on at our 'Rugby Term or Sex Act?' quiz:

Also read: 17 Irish Emojis That Need To Exist
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