There have been a number of players cited for offences from the weekend's European rugby action. Among them, Chris Ashton has been sighted for a potential eye-gouge on Ulster's Luke Marshall, Clermont's Viktor Kolelishvili cited for the bizarre push on referee Wayne Barnes.
But the most ball-popping eye-popping accusation being handed out is to Glasgow Warriors flanker Ryan Wilson for "testicle grabbing". Wait, what?
Testicle grabbing? Surely someone would have seen something.
You're right, they did. Here's the bizarre and totally unnecessary testicle grab (and potential twist), from Wilson on Northampton's Lee Dickson.
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Wilson should get a lengthy ban, and send some flowers to Dickson - maybe bring him out for a steak dinner too. How unnecessary.
