This is up there with the lads at KCLR in terms of legendary sporting commentary.
It comes from the 1994 Regal Trophy Final between Castleford and Wigan but it sounds like something straight out of Phoenix Nights. In an ever-twisting plot line, the commentator goes from calling out to the referee and calling him a dickhead to instructing all begrudgers to shove Castleford's try up their arse.
You'd never hear Ryle Nugent at this kind of craic.
hat-tip: Jack Pitt-Brooke