On this frigid January Monday, are you looking to swap the drudgery of Ireland for the eternal sunshine of Florida? Have you got a spare $13 million lying around? Then we might have the property for you.
Rory McIlroy has apparently moved into Ernie Els' old gaff up the road and no longer has much use for his palatial estate in Palm Beach Gardens, so he's put it on the market for a very reasonable price.
He bought the house when he was a mere pup in 2013 for a miserable $9.5 million, but Rory has come up in the world since then, and is now a married man, so it's time to unload the old bachelor pad for just a token three-and-a-half million dollar profit.
The house has six bedrooms, nine bathrooms, a full gym, and a putting green next to the pool. So, yeah, a bit of a fixer-upper, but for that price, you'd take it.
The property is available on estate agents Zillow.com
To be honest, we've no idea what's happening in most of this house, but if you're into wide open empty spaces and lots of grey, black, and white, then you'll love this. The Coke machine, the framed United jersey on the wall, and the pool table look like the only sign of actual life in the house.
Pictures thanks to Zillow.com where the property is available.
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