While we admire Robbie Keane for turning up for Ireland matches (yes, international attendance is an admirable trait now) and marvel at his goal-scoring prowess in the green jersey (goal tally is now at 48), our ardor cannot compete with that of Sky's Enda Brady, who used Twitter to declare his Keano crush last evening. If he had another 100 characters he might have said: "the giant, the genius, the mangod..."