We all know baseball is boring to watch. It's definitely boring to play, especially if you're one of those mediocre relief pitchers who work about 15 minutes a day at most. Pitchers with the minor league Portland Sea Dogs got so bored recently that they befriended a loitering squirrel. This youtube video documents their squirrel intimacy. I distrust the agile, red-squirrel murdering grey squirrel, but I have to admit, I've never seen eat one from the palm of a human's hand before.
[youtube]
]