The nation held its breath this afternoon as Garth Brooks addressed everyone on the controversy of the century.
The saga continues to divide the nation like the Parnell split, the Treaty spilt and the Saipan split. The country is divided between those who are desperate to the see the Stetson bearing cowboy crooning away in Croke Park, and this who really didn't care at first but who's main emotion at this stage is sheer mortification.
Regrettably, he said little about the famous Killinkere solution, whereby a Cavan GAA club opted to host the concerts instead of Croke Park. All the while, his ship continues on the path to Ireland. No one has tracked its progress.
We know believe that this an interview with this man is the only thing that may rescue the situation.
Garth Brooks press conference absolutely shattering the office record for causing the most "ah for f**** sakes" in a single afternoon
— Colm Heaney (@colmheaney) July 10, 2014
Enda Kenny in emergency talks, while #GarthBrooks' ship maintains its course for Ireland. This is our Cuban Missiles Crisis.
— Colm O'Regan (@colmoregan) July 10, 2014
Barack Obama discussing #GarthBrooks. Chris de Burgh discussing Iran Tensions. Did I fall through a wormhole? pic.twitter.com/kwqF336Qmv
— Keith Redmond (@DrKeithRedmond) July 10, 2014
I'm actually ashamed to be Irish right now. Scarleh for the nation's collective grannies for havin' their mas. This is madness. #GarthBrooks
— Sarah Doran (@sarahisnothere) July 10, 2014
Ireland, I love you like mad, but could you just shut the fuck up about Garth Brooks? Like, forever? I'm scarlet for all of us...
— Aideen McCole (@aideenmccole) July 9, 2014
Exclusive footage of Garth Brooks setting out to meet Enda: https://t.co/UTVJR2EK2h
— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) July 10, 2014
As a ticket holder, let me state on the record that I just got sick a little bit in my mouth listening to #GarthBrooks
— Rebecca Meehan (@rebeccameehan) July 10, 2014
Garth Brooks looks like he demonstrates imaginary golf swings when he's standing at the bar.
— Kieran Cunningham (@KCsixtyseven) July 10, 2014
We couldn't burn the bondholders and YET WE ARE CONSIDERING RUSHING THROUGH LEGISLATION for #GarthBrooks Oh sweet Jesus
— Aisling McDermott (@AisMcDermott) July 10, 2014
