Stupid Superbowl Bets

Donny Mahoney
By Donny Mahoney
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These are all real bets:



How long will it take Christina Aguilera to sing the National Anthem?


Over/Under 1 minute 50 seconds

How long will Christina Aguilera hold the note “Brave” at the end of the National Anthem?

Over/Under 6 seconds



Will Christina Aguilera wear a cowboy hat while singing the National Anthem?


Yes 3/1



Will Christina Aguilera's hair color be anything except completely blonde when she sings the National Anthem?


Yes 7/4



What will Fergie be wearing when she appears first on stage during the Super Bowl Halftime Show?


Skirt/Dress 1/1

Pants (Below Knees) 1/1

Shorts (Above Knees) 7/2

Thong/G-String/Bikini Bottom 10/1

Will Fergie be dressed as a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader at any point during the Halftime show?

Yes 5/1



How Many Times will FOX show Jerry Jones on TV during the Game?


Over/Under 3

Who will FOX show first on TV during the game?

Jessica Szohr (Aaron Rodgers’ Girlfriend) 7/5

Ashley Harlan (Ben Roethlisberger’s Fiancée) Even

How Many Times will FOX mention “Brett Favre” on TV during the Game?

Over/Under 2.5

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Who will the FOX announcers say has better hair TV during the Game?

Troy Polamalu 6/4

Clay Matthews 6/4

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What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

Yellow 3/2

Clear/Water 2/1

Orange 5/2

Lime Green 5/1

Red 15/2

Blue 10/1

Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?

God 3/2

Does Not Thank Anyone 2/1

Teammates 5/2

Family 4/1

Coach 10/1

Will a punt hit the scoreboard during the game?

Yes 10/1

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Who will President Obama pick to win the game?

Pittsburgh Steelers 7/5

Green Bay Packers Even

What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?

Market Up 7/5

Market Down EVEN

Team to win the opening coin toss

Pittsburgh Steelers (Win Opening Coin Toss) - 10/11

Green Bay Packers (Win Opening Coin Toss) - 10/11

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