We live in the panopticon, Gerard Pique. No matter how funny it might seem to hawk a loogie and spit on the back of your coach Pedro Cortes, even in the middle of a World Cup victory parade, even with your La Masia homeboy Cesc Fabregas laughing on your shoulder, someone will probably catch it on video, and it won't look cool. You think Mike Phelan would take this lying down?
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