It can't be easy being an MMA fighter's mother, other half or kid - so it's probably not a great idea to take your ma to a contest which she probably thinks looks like something between socially-acceptable Dark Ages brutality and human cock-fighting, especially when you lose.
That's exactly what happened to Ohio's Joe Fisher, who was floored after his opponent Caleb Frasher got up on him, piggy-back style and did some terrifying-looking, heels-in-the-balls strangulation move thing.
After the move - which looked like Frasher was giving birth to another grown man - resulted in a submission from Fisher, possibly due to the fact that he was suffering from a lack of oxygen to the brain, Frasher charged about the cage like a caveman who had just seen a delicious mammoth get trapped down a ravine.
Naturally, the woman who gave birth to Fisher in a very real and no doubt more painful fashion reacted most understandably to her son's plight - she got into the ring and hoped to Christ he wasn't dead.
He wasn't dead, thankfully. Mammy was removed from the scene and the lads shook hands. A bit like the hockey eejits from earlier. Enjoy your lunch.
