Time after time football teams make their players available for Twitter Q and A's thinking it will broaden their fan base. In reality it just gives trolls an oppurtunity to troll. We aren't against it by any means, these misguided social media Q and A's were made for Balls.ie. Today's victim was Stewart Downing. Here are some of the best responses to #askdowning.
#askdowning are u writing a book on ur love story with crossbar?
— silva _21(@mohitcitizen) March 7, 2013
#AskDowning when your salary goes into your bank a/ct does your bank think its fraudulant activity as you SHOULD NEVER earn that amount?
— bill mcg (@thebegrudger) March 7, 2013
@lfc #askdowning Are the bins in Liverpool better quality than Birmingham
— John Urquhart (@Jugzski1963) March 7, 2013
#AskDowning How does it feel knowing that Jesus had a better cross than you?
— Ur m0m lol (@Sultan_George) March 7, 2013
#AskDowning Do you believe you're still worth Gareth Bale plus 15 million? twitter.com/101greatgoals/…
— TaG ;) (@TaG_95) March 7, 2013
#askdowning hi Stewart. When did you realise you where going to be a professional footballer. And when do you intend to start being one?
— #REDSMAFIA TURD (@turdfreedom) March 7, 2013
#askdowning How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?
—???? (@Ryan90MUFC) March 7, 2013
#askdowning if I butter a cats back will it still land on its feet?
— ASOTStevo (@NUFCStevo) March 7, 2013
#askdowning did you pick number 19 because you knew it would take about 19 months before you did anything of any kind of use ?
— Jacob Campbell (@JacobCampbell5) March 7, 2013
#askdowning did you think when they made this hashtag you were gonna get serious questions.
— Aaron Montgomery (@aaronspud1) March 7, 2013