What a disgrace to the dystopian nature of all robots! Yesterday, Philadelphia Phillies unveiled the baseball playing robot called Philliebot to throw out the first pitch of their game. The result was an embarrassment to all of robotkind. Looks like the sports apocalypse won't be happening soon. Below, you'll see how a real man throws out a first pitch: George W. Bush at Yankee Stadium a week after 9/11.
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