Style, personality, a mean bolo punch; UFC superstar Conor McGregor has it all. A win for The Notorious against bitter rival Dustin Poirier at UFC 178 on Saturday will only see the Irishman rise to even more dizzying heights. The Cult of McGregor is poised to explode across the globe.
If you've ever found yourself wondering how you can emulate the trash-talking connoisseur, follow this extremely useful guide.
Be the life and soul of the party
Which way Willie? pic.twitter.com/2RQ0pcbVF6
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) October 4, 2013
Only wear the finest custom-made suits
"@McGregorFans: WOW! @TheNotoriousMMA pic.twitter.com/Y4TPf1B01q" @louis_copeland's finest!!
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) April 26, 2014
Rub shoulders with the stars...
In rehab today and in walks Arnold @Schwarzenegger!! A true honour to meet this LIVING LEGEND!!! Thanks to @HMilliPT pic.twitter.com/rmYqbqC8nG
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) October 19, 2013
Chilling in the @3_News suite with Irish football LEGEND Jason @MCATEER4!! pic.twitter.com/uktwW4n6JV
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 7, 2013
Then I met this Irish fucking HERO Colm Meaney!! Nervous asking for a picture, but he is a true legend I had too haha pic.twitter.com/CqsOUX3D24
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) February 10, 2014
Me, P. Diddy and Big Mike!!! #UCLA pic.twitter.com/GfmeE8zvKL
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) October 13, 2013
...but acknowledge when they're arseholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em_SfZDXIKA
Have an innate talent for spotting your rival's cartoon doppelganger
"@IrelandUFC: The resemblance is uncanny @TheNotoriousMMA @CubSwanson 😛 pic.twitter.com/LYRRQjS0zr" I speak fact.
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) September 6, 2014
Instantly look 10 years younger after a simple haircut and a shave
August 2012!! After winning my first World Title for Cage Warriors. What a difference a productive year can make. pic.twitter.com/eKOK4rDzMJ
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) November 30, 2013
Impress your new employer by making a statement on your first day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpAC2JOJiXM
Never give a fuck
Venice beach. The epitome of 'zero fucks'. From Mr.Olympia in a G-String to 10 hippies singing in a cardboard box :-) pic.twitter.com/74iBE5yEpU
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) January 24, 2014
Refuse to abide by the law of gravity
Hanging out on Venice beach. pic.twitter.com/LCdfZ74awt
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) March 6, 2014
Moonlight as a Viking
“@McGregorFans: Conor McGregor and Ragnar from The Vikings are like twins! pic.twitter.com/Acx3dfb9mb” Everyday I hear this. But I don't see it.
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) February 18, 2014
Don't be afraid to say it like it is
Did we mention not giving a fuck?
This guy once held the world record for the largest arms at 24 inches. Only in Venice. pic.twitter.com/qODgUiYa7m
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) March 6, 2014
Master the ancient Japanese art of origami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnrAP26dzZc
Dress to impress, even if you're just popping down to the shops for half a sliced pan and tea
On my way to pick up some bread and some tea-bags. #KingCripSambo pic.twitter.com/V0RV6ievz8
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) May 20, 2014
Timing is everything, even when chowing down on a packet of crisps
Appreciate the value of comfort
"@SBG_Ireland: Thanks @buddabag !! @TheNotoriousMMA has been testing it #cannonball pic.twitter.com/s0aLXpBBqP" Fun times!!
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) July 11, 2014
Wear the shortest teal shorts known to humanity, and somehow pull it off
Who knew you could relax and Stay Ready at the same damn time!! @Dethrone Royalty!! http://t.co/j3ZnQtuXXm #StayReady pic.twitter.com/P4t3dmCfVV
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) September 21, 2014
Be a man of the people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK-MVEXCod8
