Barack Obama To Enter The UFC Ring?

Donny Mahoney
By Donny Mahoney
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If President Obama is the man he claims to be, then he soon will be accepting the challenge of Jacob Volkmann and entering the figure 8-shaped cage for an evening of homoerotic sadism which the world calls UFC. Volkmann said he'd like to square off with BHO after beating Antonio McKee.

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"Someone's gotta knock some sense into that idiot," Volkmann said, referring to leader of the free world.

There's a part of me that wishes geopolitical disputes could be determined by Ultimate Fighting. How many world leaders beyond Putin could beat Brian Cowen? Ireland would rule the world again.

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