We've got a new daily email folks. The sexiest daily email you ever did see. Packed full of more goodness than a multipack of Frubes, it's surely a must get for you all internet users out there. Not since the invention of the postman has mail seen such a wonderful revolution.
It's this simple; if you want to see excellence in an email then join our mailing list, and if you're still not convinced here are nine reasons why you should:
1. It's got a good name
Remember how great it was when we used to get little break in primary school? Well here at Balls Towers we're campaigning against ageism and bringing 'little break' for adults. Why should kids have all the fun!?
2. You'll get all the news that those damn radio bulletins ignore
Whether it's news on the release of new Balls production 'Escape to Moral Victory' or a clip of Jamie Heaslip doing a Terminator impression we'll make sure it find its way to your inbox.
3. And we'll bring you the best of the internet too
Filtering the bulky prop forward like Internet into a more consumable scrum half. Putting it all through a colander of quality, filtering out the jibber jabber.
4. Photos. Who doesn't like ridiculous photos?
Keith Wood's milkshake brings all the models to yard.
5. We'll let you know what's on the telly as well
Never mind that Fair City nonsense, we'll sort through the crap to bring you pure, unadulterated sporting eye candy.
6. Our mailing list is actually a time machine
It's true you know. Every day we'll take you back in time to world where World Cup qualification and a Mayo All Ireland were still distinct possibilities.
7. You can impress the office with random facts.
Who knows, we might be able to help you make a few new friends with these glorious snippets of knowledge. Either that or you'll become know as 'that yoke that keeps blurtin' out shite that has nothing to do with anything.'
8. You could win a brand spanking new Balls.ie t-shirt
Fresh from the catwalks of Paris, Milan and Toomervara, a Balls.ie t-shirt could be winging it's way to you! Be the envy of all your friends, relatives and co-workers with this chic, stylish and all round jaw-dropping arment.
