10 Things We Would Like To See In Lance & Oprah Part II

Set it right Lance, make sure at least 5 of the following takes place..

1. Oprah to challenge Lance to a race around Austin.
2. Lance to finally admit he was turned by Abu Nasir.
3. Interview to resume with both Oprah and Lance drinking from those glasses.
4. Camera to zoom in on Lance's dark black pupils to reveal computer parts within.
5. John Mullane to arrive and carry Lance out like a dog.
6. Lance to reveal how he got on with Manti Te'o during their fake relationship.
7. Oprah to notice blood pouring from his hands and feet before cutting to ads.
8. The OWN network awarded the record for longest ad break which stretches to Sunday morning EST.
9. Sheryl Crow to appear and sing a duet with Lance titled "Everyday I've been off my face".
10. Oprah to use a special sound effect button in response to each of Lance's answers - "Ah here, leave it oout" will sound upon pressing.