Look, we're not too keen on exaggerations, but Shane Lowry is probably the best man in the history of the planet.
That being said, after a promising start to this years Masters tournament, the Offaly man finished on 10-over-par - with a series of off-course distractions like bastard interviewers constantly botching his fecking name, and Google describing him as Australian - taking their toll on a difficult weekend.
You might even say there was an agenda of some description against him winning.
In proper Lowry fashion, he decided to just fuckin' go for it and finish with a bang, and on the 16th hole he sunk just the 25th hole-in-one in Masters history, the third of his career, evoking rapturous celebrations.
Wow! What an experience that was. Not the finish I wanted to the tournament but to do that on 16 is something I will never forget.
— Shane Lowry (@ShaneLowryGolf) April 10, 2016
And the Clara man wasn't the only one revelling in the glory of a special shot.
Class!!!! @ShaneLowryGolf https://t.co/YFyFK0M4AL
— Aidan O'Shea (@AIDOXI) April 10, 2016
Well done @ShaneLowryGolf great buzz to get a hole in one on the 16th.. Enjoy that noise..... It's loud. @TheMasters crystal.
— Ian Poulter (@IanJamesPoulter) April 10, 2016
Yes Shane lowrey hole in one u hero!!!
— cian mackey (@CianMackey) April 10, 2016
The boy @ShaneLowryGolf #holein1
— Joe sheridan (@Squarecut84) April 10, 2016
Class @ShaneLowryGolf 👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻 great interview after! #sohumble https://t.co/MYwcj5wMRu
— Niamh Briggs (@niamhbriggs15) April 10, 2016
Brilliant Shanedog...what a moment...@ShaneLowryGolf https://t.co/BdJRLcHoSU
— John Bradley (@jbradleymedia) April 10, 2016
Shane Lowry Hole in One was class!
But the real question is.... Is he the most likeable person in the entire planet!? #Legend #CraicMerchant— Alan Nestor (@nesspuss) April 10, 2016
What an amazing shot @ShaneLowryGolf big up yourself mate!
— DJ Mark Knight (@djmarkknight) April 10, 2016
Hole in 1 for @ShaneLowryGolf on the 16th at the #Masters2016 Love it!! 👏🏻⛳️
— Laurence Kinlan (@laurencekinlan) April 10, 2016
It's @ShaneLowryGolf's first career hole-in-one in the United States. 🙌
— Golf Digest (@GolfDigest) April 10, 2016
Congrats @ShaneLowryGolf hole in one #Masters #Augusta pic.twitter.com/HxMfMjIwBK
— Gavin Duffy (@GavinDuffy) April 10, 2016
Unreal out of @ShaneLowryGolf ... That's one to enjoy!🏌⛳️
— Paul Murphy (@PaulMurphykk) April 10, 2016
@jackmcc93 @ShaneLowryGolf #Gent
— Barry Cahill (@barrycahilldub) April 10, 2016
What's not to love about Shane Lowry? Awesome hole in one on the 16th at Augusta National!
— Kelly Tilghman (@KellyTGolf) April 10, 2016
Shane Lowry fakes the ball toss to the patrons on 16 after his ace. pic.twitter.com/eFx7yL1d4h
— Adam Sarson (@Adam_Sarson) April 10, 2016
I bet Shane Lowry buys a lot more drinks than Davis Love III tonight.
— Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelTAN) April 10, 2016