Northern Ireland Loses At Something

We're happy for the people of Northern Ireland. We don't begrudge them their sporting success one iota. And once the sun sets on this year's golfing season, we hope two golf majors are enough to content them with shiteness of their football team and the mediocrity of Ulster rugby. The sun began to set on their sporting colossus last night as China beat Northern Ireland in the final of the Snooker World Cup in Bangkok.