Here are some popular rule changes we have dreamt up while off our faces on ecstasy and ketamine.
If a Formula One Car gives way in the last lap, then the driver will be allowed complete the rest of the race on foot
Should any car fail in the last lap, that driver will be given until the last car crosses the finish line to complete the lap while running. If they manage it, they get the full 20 points in the driver's championship, if not: they have to race the entirety of the next race on foot.
If the two golfers are tied after the first sudden-death play-off hole, then their caddies will have take every shot thereafter... The golfer will carry the bag
If you forget to sign your card at the end of a winning round, the argument 'sure didn't you see what I scored on fucking telly' will henceforth be a legitimate line of defence.
If Kilkenny do eventually complete the five-in-a-row, then for every subsequent year they will have to play the second half of every year under Gaelic Football rules
Hurleys, helmets and sliotars will be deposited. The second half will be full Gaelic football. This will continue for every year until Brian Cody resigns
A compromise rules style game called Rugby-Hurling will be developed. Protests from health and safety people will be ignored.
Rugby played with hurls. Because Mathieu Bastareaud is hard enough to bring down as it is.
Managers are allowed leave their technical area and run onto the pitch while the game is in progress if they so wish - provided it takes place in a game between Leicester and Crystal Palace
For the ten minutes after half-time, managers are allowed onto the pitch to attack - verbally or physically - the players. This will only be allowed in Leicester v Crystal Palace games for Alan Pardew and Nigel Pearson. If the referee deems the abuse not newspaper worthy, the managers will be subjected to a round of Red Ass.
Javelin fencing
Any ties in javelin is to be decided with a face-off. Players will throw blindfolded at each other from a distance of 15 metres. The winner is...
Taking a tricycle up the Pyrenees
Any cyclist that tested positive in a drugs test will be forced to complete the Tour de France on a kid's tricycle for that year.
If a ruck is formed near the tryline, the scrum half is allowed pick up the ball and stand on a players back to propel himself over the tryline
'Zola Budd's Law'
Tripping is permitted in long distance athletics races.
Anyone who scores 12 on a hole in the style of Kevin Costner in Tin Cup will be given full tour exemption for the next five years
If he has already broken all his clubs in the tournament this will be increased to ten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWKIMGinvg
If Dublin's opponents in next year's championship decide to show up on the day in question in an empty O'Connor Park or Pearse Park rather than a full Croke Park, they will face no repercussions
Fully kitted out, sitting for the team photo and everything...
