We only learned today that Pat Spillane had a daughter who's an Assets model, but it seems that Cara Spillane's assets have been well-known around the Kingdom for a few years. Way back in 2008, it seems there was a guy named John Sullivan going around Kenmare trying to sell 'nude photos' of a women he alleged to be Cara Spillane to the tabloid media. The whole thing made Spillane angrier than watching the Ulster final on a 24 hour loop, and rightly so: "That rumour went around a couple of weeks ago and it wasn't her. Isn't it some going, isn't it, that people would try this? But it's definitely not her. Christ almighty." The Sunday Mirror sent a journalist down to Kerry to meet the guy and the images were not purchased, which says all you need to know about them. Here's how journalist Jim Clarke describes his sketchy meetup with 'Sullivan':