The media keep telling us that visiting Chinese VP Xi Jinping is mad for agricultural life, but then he shows up today at Croke Park and reveals he's useless with a hurl. His one-handed effort about 30 seconds into this clip from tonight's RTÉ News goes down in the pantheon of visiting premiers who are absolutely baffled by the primal mechanics of stick to sliotar.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkERNckWEBw[/youtube]
China - you can colonise the globe all you like but on this evidence, you'll never take hurling.