Croke Park Have Just Announced A More Popular Culchie Act Than Garth Brooks

I know what all you Dublin jackeens are thinking. You're thinking 'Mark, country people couldn't possibly love someone more than they love Garth Brooks? I mean, sure, there's Nathan Carter, but even I know he's just a Brooks wannabe.'

Well folks, let me introduce you to man by the name of Marty Mone...

He writes:

I Am glad to say i will be singing and playing my song Hit The Diff LIVE in CROKE PARK this saturday at half time 4:30 during the Monaghan V Tyrone match . looking forward to it. and if you are there i hope to hear yous all singing along and joining in for the craic.

This man is responsible for the biggest song since Richie Kavanagh's My Girlfriend's Got A Mobile Phone. In fact, at this stage it's probably even bigger. This man is the only musician who has managed to completely clear the bar in both the Fiddlers and the Imperial, with many lives lost during stampedes to the dancefloor. This man has a song which has amassed over 1.5m views on YouTube.

This man is the man behind Hit the Diff.

Even the Chipmunk remix has nearly 200,000 views. May God help us all.

hat-tip: Paul Fitzpatrick