The god of Facebook was at Facebook's Euro HQ in Dublin last night for a chit-chat, and not surprisingly, as a famous person in Ireland, Zuckerberg was given his birthright: the sculpted piece of ash. Look, it was funny when Prince Phillip got one and understandable when BHO - with his Offaly roots - received one, but we need to draw the line with Zuckerberg. We've all seen 'The Social Network'. He's a weird dude. Can't just give these people Carroll's gift cert's? Or Jedward CDs? This is demeaning to the great, ancient game.