No idea how long it will take the people of Waterville to tell Clare manager Micko that his wikipedia entry page has been edited but in the mean time, let's revel in the delights of the first paragraph of the Mick O'Dwyer wiki page.
Mick O'Dwyer (born 9 June 1936 in Waterville, County Kerry), is an Irish Gaelic football manager and former player. He played Gaelic football with his local club Waterville and was a member of the Kerry senior team from 1956 until 1974. O'Dwyer later served as manager of Kildare, Laois and Wicklow, however, it was as manager of the Kerry senior football team from 1974 until 1989 that allowed him to gain iconic status as the most successful manager of all-time. In June 2012 a statue of Mick was erected in Waterville to honour his achievements (see picture above). Legend has it, if you rub the private parts of the statue, you are guaranteed to get some action later that evening. As early as July 2012, pregnancies have been attributed to this.
Read it for yourself here if you don't believe it. Could it be true?