With news today that Seanie Johnston will be transferring from St Kevin GFC in Kildare to Cavan Gaels we here at Balls Towers thought we'd help Jelly prepare for the big move.
As we all know, moving to new place can be tough; especially trying to get to know the people, the culture and the traditions. Therefore, we are providing Seanie with a definitive guide to Cavan to help him assimilate.
The roads aren't the best...
But they're always welcoming.
Image: Noel Curran
Despite their friendly disposition, Cavan people are as hard as nails.
They've never heard of emails and therefore take the more traditional forms of communication very seriously.
Image: Alan O'Mara
They're never try to pull the wool over your eyes.
They're a county of tough men,
Who like scoring spectacular points.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8iZO2BmUxA4
And their priests are known to spontaneously run across the pitches in celebration.
Lastly, since you left Seanie, Cian Mackey has become their star player despite the fact that he has no eyes.
Hope this guide helps.