Ah the corporate box lifestyle, one you experience it you can't really go back to sitting with the plebs in the common seats. You get your food and drink delivered to you as you watch the game (going on outside) on a large flat screen TV and make jokes about prawn sandwiches.
If you're at Arsenal though, you can't expect to have your loaf of bread sliced for you.
From The Daily Mail:
Arsenal are suing a corporate box holder at the Emirates Stadium for £375,000 after an alleged bust up over unsliced bread.
The Premier League leaders have launched a High Court writ against Capstone Sports Management amid claims it stopped paying for executive seats after Arsenal staff refused to slice bread the company’s guests had brought into the box.
Gunners staff were also allegedly ‘reprimanded’ after guests in Box 48 were allowed to order in their own packed lunch for a match in December 2011.
Who the hell brings a loaf of bread into a corporate box?