But you could send to your mates and tell them they are brilliant.
First up - the true story behind the amazingly boring friendship between Willie Thorne and Gary Lineker. A fabulous production involving some candid interviews from both Gary and Willie. Click for the promise of goals and potted blacks, stay for the interview where Gary admits he hasn't been watching snooker as much as he would've liked.
This next piece of Television history is unforgettable, if only for the interviews with Barry Fry while he is sitting up in bed. There's Only One Barry Fry is a joy to watch for about 5mins as it meanders from Fry's office to his bedroom. This one is for the Peterborough fan in your life.
While the two previous documentaries are windows into a world where there shouldn't be windows, this 92/93 documentary following Swindon as they get promoted into the Premiership is worth a look. Featuring Glen Hoddle bringing his unfashionable side to the top flight with the help of the likes of John Moncour, Frazer Digby and Colin Calderwood.