No, we haven't been transported back to 1996, but here are three reasons why Newcastle will win the Premier League this season.
1. They have the best horsepower in the league
2. They're world renowned
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3. Because Joe 'Fucking' Kinnear
See here for some of his best quotes from around the time of his appointment.
Odds of Newcastle winning the Premier League: 1,500/1
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