Still riding high atop FIFA 2018's strength list, 35-year old Adebayo Akinfenwa scores the odd goal too.
Playing in League Two with Wycombe Wanderers, Akinfenwa became famous for his bulked up size - an unusual, and occasionally cumbersome, shape for a professional footballer.
However, it doesn't stop him doing the business. Playing with Wycombe at home to Newport County last night, Akinfenwa used all of that strength to fashion a chance that was wonderfully taken.
Holding the opposing defenders at a safe distance, he chested the ball down in the box, before hammering it home on the volley.
To make it that bit better, Akinfenwa and his teammates had a promising dance routine all ready for the occasion.
You can watch the video of his goal and celebration below.