This are going to be quite a cake-walk for Neymar in Ligue 1 this season if Sunday night's 6-2 victory over Toulouse is anything to go by.
The Brazilian was in confident form, as you would be if you were being paid that much to do the job you love, and chipped in with two goals, an assist, and a wide range of skill-moves that infuriated his opponents while sending the PSG fans into delirium.
It seemed as though his piss-taking peaked in the 89th minute when he sombreroed his opponent who understandably had a kick at him.
But Neymar was not done yet.
In stoppage time he made a mockery of six Toulouse defenders with some frankly obnoxious close control before sticking the ball in the goal, almost as a warning message to the rest of the league.
The guy is going to have one hell of a highlight-reel at the end of the season, that is if he survives!
We can't imagine the away fans in France are going to care too much for his samba skills, and his opponents even less so, but he's not going to stop expressing himself and he's no stranger to a retaliation kick, so hopefully he can entertain us all season.
