What will he do next?
Lionel Messi has been well and truly taking the piss in Barcelona's pre-season friendly with Sampdoria tonight, as not content with a sublime free-kick and shimmying the keeper out of his shinpads for a goal, he got the ball rolling with an outrageous assist.
Some will say he didn't mean it, but how you could say that about Messi at this stage in his career is beyond us.
Incredible stuff.
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Not content with that, Messi then planted the goalkeeper on his arse before tapping into an empty net...
But wait, there's more!
The little genius also curled in a beauty of a freekick from distance:
You're spoiling us Leo, and it's only preseason.
