Ah Gibraltar, bless your little cotton socks, you shouldn't be messing around with the bigger boys in the playground.
As it happens, Crystal Palace striker Christian Benteke is a very, very big boy in terms of international football, and in scoring against the minnows after just seven seconds he has scored one of the most comical goals you'll see this year.
Gibraltar kick-off, Benteke takes the ball, Benteke scores. It's borderline bullying.
And here's one that actually includes the kick-off in the clip...
6 segundos tardó Benteke para hacer (vs. Gibraltar) el gol más rápido de la historia de la Eliminatoria Europea. pic.twitter.com/Cu8WSY3l7I
— Javier Lanza (@javierlanza) October 10, 2016
That is, unsurprisingly, the fastest goal ever scored in World Cup qualifying.
ALL TIME RECORD - Benteke has just scored the earliest goal (7 seconds) in all World Cup history
— MisterChip (English) (@MisterChiping) October 10, 2016
You actually can't score a quicker goal if the opposition kick off and aren't attempting to throw the game.
Remarkable.
