Nicklas Bendtner has taken his talents to the Bundesliga and to Wolfsburg this summer after an inexplicably long spell at Arsenal and the Danish striker has already made a most Bendtner-ish decision regarding his squad number:
This kind of carry on isn't acceptable at all. William Gallas arguably hit the ceiling for wrong kit numbers when he took the number ten at Arsenal but there is no reason for a striker to wear three. No reason at all. That goes for you too Asamoah Gyan.
Denis Irwin curses the both of you.