I've taken the executive decision to strip Germany of the World Cup for crimes against football celebrations. Some may think that I'm just being a bitter, joyless, old toot but take a look at this and try not to cringe.
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You'd never see that kind of carry on in Ireland. No no, we'd get one of the half cut players to bang out a shite version of Molly Malone or something from the side of a lorry. Proper order.
