The record for the earliest goal ever scored in the Bundesliga now stands at an intimidatingly fast eight seconds, thanks to a combination of the cavalier Bayern Munich defence and Kevin Volland's opportunism.
The guys in the premium seats would still be waiting to order their pints, never mind finishing them.
35 minutes into the game, Munich still trail Hoffenheim 1-0.
Kevin Volland scores with less than 8 seconds on the clock! Quickest goal in the #Bundesliga https://t.co/yfEjzFjMk3
— Ashwin Johri (@AshwinJohri) August 22, 2015