Without doubt, the most entertaining moments from today's 0-0 bore draw between Aston Villa and Newcastle came from the two technical areas. First there was Alan Pardew's intriguing dance ... thing, and then there was this:
Keane (from dugout) throws water bottle in rage at handball decision against Weimann…hits Lambert in the bollocks…
— Martin Hardy (@mhardysport) August 23, 2014
And here it is
Lambert on getting struck in the bollocks by Roy Keane chucking a water bottle: "You try and tell him not to throw one."
— Martin Hardy (@mhardysport) August 23, 2014
The stalemate put Villa on top of the nascent Premier League table for a couple of hours.