A player we've never heard, Jan Gunnar Solli, plays for Hammarby, a Swedish club who annihilated opponents Degerfors last night. They were so on the top that, while leading 5-0, Solli lost the mind and thought he could get away with catching the ball in his jumper.
This isn't headers and volleys you're playing now son!
hat-tip: Who Ate All The Pies