Apologies for saying 'goolies' but given that we're not pre-pubescent teenagers anymore it's not a word that comes up too often in day to day conversation. So, having said that, we'll wheel it out just this once.
Marseille's Mario Lemina, who's been linked with Liverpool recently, was given his marching orders against Rennes this afternoon following this delightful reaction to Ola Toivonen leaning over him. And wince...