Arjen Robben has spent a lot time rolling, bitching and moaning his way around the Dutch training camp ahead of the coming action in Brazil and we at Balls have become increasingly concerned for him. So concerned in fact, that we looked into the crystal-balls.ie to check if he is going to be ok.
We peered into his future and really didn't like what we saw. While he is just as bald, Robben looks like he has eaten his own identical twin. He also appears to have taken an assistant manager's job in either the Austrian or German lower leagues he's much worse at diving too. This theatrical dive is almost worthy of a Tony Award.
Here's the vine..