First off - a public address from us here at Balls.ie, the word "banter" is used solely in relation to Richard Keys here and henceforth will never be referred to again unless it absolutely has to.
Now to business, Richard Keys has a video diary going out in Qatar and last night he uploaded this gem in which he tries to prod former Spanish international Michel Salgado about Spain's woeful night and some random Scotland result from the 50's. Salgado responds the only way you can to Keys without resorting to violence.
H/T: Ian Walsh