"Like Kissing Your Sister" - Martin Tyler On 1st Half

Martin Tyler has been in the commentary game for a long time now and every conceivable pun to describe every conceivable game has at one time or another passed the Sky man's lips. This though goes beyond all explanation, what we want to know is what he would have said if the game was a 3-3 thriller at half-time?

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