Last week, Keith Curle elucidated in remarkably clear and pithy terms why he wanted Alex Marrow to leave his club as soon as possible and why the aforementioned Alex Marrow wished to stay at his club as long as possible.
Inspired by Curle's example, every Cockney reporter's favourite football manager Harry Redknapp has picked up the baton of managerial frankness in explaining why Shaun Wright Phillips doesn't want to go nowhere.
Harry isn't quite as scathing about Wright-Phillips as Curle was on Marrow.