In Argentina last night, the Rosario Central - River Plate game was interrupted when a dog invaded the pitch, took at shit in one of the penalty areas and proceeded to do a lap of honour to the delight of the crowd at the Gigante de Arroyito.
Eventually, Jésus Méndez did the honours and apprehended the mutt in adorable fashion.
That's all there is to it, really. The game finished 1-1, possibly because dogshit, ew.
H/T: Deadspin