To use a Gerry Thornley line about Dan Carter, Andrea Pirlo pisses ice cubes on the football pitch. He is not easily flustered. The man is just damn cool.
Juventus are running a social media campaign focusing on the great man's nonchalant attitude. Fans have been encouraged to send their attempts to impress Pirlo using the hashtag #PirloIsNotImpressed. To promote the campaign they created an excellent video with numerous acts attempting elicit even a tiny bit of emotion from him. It was no go for a knife juggler, an opera singer and some quite attractive female surfers.