Everybody's favourite parody account USA Soccer Guy was at his typically brilliant best on twitter tonight as he reacted to the action of Ireland's 4-1 friendly win over Team USA Men's National Team Soccer, thanks to goals from Anthony Pilkington, James McClean, and two from Robbie Brady.
Ireland sells millions of barrels of black stuff every year. That means that they're also gonna get to host a World Cup soon, right?
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
The description of Pilkington's dink as a "wedge-kick" was a particular highlight:
Goalshot for Ireland Soccer Club. Wedge kick over Hamid. Against the run of the plays as America have dominized so far. #luckoftheirish
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
Hand denial made by Hamid as the USMNT continue to goof around and not do so good at soccer. #IREUSA
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
Beckerman picks up the minor offense card after some Irish guy starts crying like a kid who just saw a real cute dog get euthanized. #soccer
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
EQUALIZATION! EAT THAT IRELAND SOCCER CLUB!
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
Altidore smashes it off the pipes and it Rick O'Sheas some place else. The Irish are hanging on for the tie point here. #soccer
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
Goalshot for Ireland Soccer Club. #lameassdeefense
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
As always, some people don't really understand twitter:
“@daycenttom: Ireland isnt a club you knob, its a country. And EAT THAT goal ya american twit” go pour some milk on those awesomeflakes.
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
Guess the only reason Ireland is doing so good is so that Robbie Keane can't write a load of mean stuff about them next time he does a book.
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
Completion whistle. USMNT joke around for the 90 while Ireland enjoys the most historic moment in its sporting history. #soccer
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
I support the Ireland World Cup bid. #COYBIG #ComeOnYouBigIrishGuys
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) November 18, 2014
Never change, Soccer Guy, never change.
